I just took a flight with Virgin American airline, who were boasting their new onboard entertainment touch-screen system, Red:

For some reason, my screen rebooted from the Linux start-up screen, and here it is:

Steve Guerrero on 01/03 said:

“For some reason” = Boscoh pressed all the buttons at the same time while summoning the flight attendant, changing channels and unclasping his seat belt…a use case unforeseen by the good folks at RedHat…and a clear violation of the DMCA.

report to GITMO immediately for reeducation.