I was at this dinner-party, and as the topic of conversation wandered to sex, one women blurted out, "I lost my virginity to mini-sex."

Mini-sex? What the hell was that? Was it sex amongst midgets? I had to find out.

So I asked, "What, ah, is mini-sex?"

"Oh you don't know? Well, mini-sex is when it's five thrusts or less." Apparently, not very satisfying for a woman.

So boys, just try to hold it out for the sixth, and you won't be shamed and laughed-about behind your back.