The Golden Hostel Experience

I have now spent a week in a San Francisco and really enjoyed the hospitality that this city has to offer. In particular, a very drunk person one night fell sleep in the bunk bed above me and at around two o'clock at night, let his bladder loose on his generic YHA mattress, which subsequently soaked through the mattress and greeted me with a golden shower. I was at the time, half awake with fever because I'd contracted the flu that was going round and witnessed the whole watery event cascading on my body.